Well just yesterday I got a school job. I got into another GATE program and I get to write a newspaper for my school. Right now I have to do entertainment. SO I have to write jokes. And in speaking of jokes, here are some Yo Mama jokes me and my friends made up.
Yo Mama so black, it made Darth Vader white
Yo Mama so fat, when she got in the pool, the people said "let their be life"
Yo Mama so dumb, when she went to the superbowl, she bought a spoon
Yo Mama so ugly, it made the onions cry first
Yo Mama so dumb, when her Dad said it was chilly outside, she went outside with a
spoon
Yo Mama so old, it made Yoda jealous
Yo Mama so fat, it made Fat Albert look like 5 pounds
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought quarterback means refund
Yo Mama so fat, when she went on the scale, the scale said to be continued
Yo Mama so fat, when she plays hopskotch, she jumps to Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
Ocean