The Insane Life Of Remy Ma

Uh sorry.

2010-07-16T14:50:00.000-07:00

So yeah i started a new blog becuz dis one is getting kinda old. here is the link to my new blog

www.awesomelemons.blogspot.com

SO for this blog only, its time to say the final

GOODBYE

6/25/20 - Woah!

2010-06-25T21:52:00.000-07:00

Yeah Summer vacation startted like a week ago and still have nuthin to do. Anyways, my friend came to my house and we all started weirding out people in my neighborhood. We tried to get my uther friend by going to his apartment and knocking on his room. Butt no one answered even though i saw his Grandma inside his room. Wow I need to get a life. Even the title is The Insane Life Of Remy Ma, nuthin insane has happend since March. Thats it, starting tommrow, i'll do sumthin for real and not just use the toilet and sleep. anywaysa, it's time to say

Goodbye

6/24/10 I'm sorry

2010-06-24T15:13:00.000-07:00

I'm really sorry that i abondened blogger, it's just dat i have 4 folowers and no one really comments. and i know what ur thinkin, for the pas months, you may have thought that i was dead. but wrong. i've been on the internet like mostl;y everyday, -on facebook-. dont worry i'll post every day from now on i promise

4/1/10: I'm Alive!!!!!!

2010-04-01T20:20:00.000-07:00

Hello guys, it's been a ,long time sinced I've post. The reason why is becasue of this day. Everybody thought that I was going to quit blogga, but instead I just April Foolsed u. Heh Hehh, Anyways, that's pretty much it. Check tommorow for a new post

3/10/10 - Urrgh, I can't decide

2010-03-10T20:10:00.000-08:00

Today something really unbalanced happen. Well, today, I can't tell if it was really fun or really annoying for me. It was really annoying because these guys were all screaming and fighting for some odd reason. Then they started playing this game called scoop where you like cup your hands and scratch your body. They did it for the whole 30 minutes. The really fun thing today was when I was playing Handball. These girls had an argument because one girl was out but she still stayed there. It was really amusing to watch. So I can't decide to pick which was fun or annoying. Oh, and today was also weird. So yeah, do some crazy stuff in life do keep your amusement. DO stuff like run like an idiot, cloudwatch and look for insane stuff, anything. So yeah, see ya guys tommorow(Or later), So well it time to say

GOODBYE

Randon Post #1: The Different Sides Of Me

2010-03-09T19:53:00.000-08:00

Well last year, when I was in the 4th grade, I started having nicknames. My first nick-name was Germs due to the sick side of me. My 2nd was Remy Ma which I still use right now for this blog. The 3rd which was made this year was Williams Sheralds. A random name I made up to hide my identity from retarded people. My 4th was Pickle. I got this nick-name from my manager/friend Dibsy. She made it up just for her amusement. Another one she made up was quarter. She would never tell me why I was called this. My 6th is well... I guess.... I have to say... ohhh i cant say it.... but I guess I have to tell you guys due to Remy Ma's pressure. I am called (face turns red)... Ding-Dong. I don't know why but I made up this name to also hide my identity from people who are really hysterycle. Like my friend Damian, he just doesn't listen to everything, even what he says. For example, today when we were in Math Club, we were dong attendance and when he got called, these were the words. Damian: "What". Not the what on how you ask what you said. But the what that means that you are called on. He just said that. It was really annoying for me and my friend but everybody including my teacher were laughing. And another time, when we were doing Language Arts class. He started humming and singing some random words and when he got in trouble, he said that he didn't do anything and doesn't know what he was doing. It was actually true. He never knew what happen that day. Well I'm running out of time since I might think of another post so

See Ya (FOR NOW)((I realized that this post was really about my friend, I wonder if I should change the name))

3/9/10 - Wow, I really need to do something

2010-03-09T19:32:00.000-08:00

Haven't done a while in my life. Or today. Today I just played tag with my friends, sleep, and play the piano crazily. I know that I have a very suckish blog because I have only have 1 person who actually comments. This is why right now, I'm going to try to post more often like everyday like right now and tell people fro other blogs to look and follow my blog. As you can see in my follower list, I only have four people following me. But I'll work hard to get other people to comment other than Tara. One day, and I mean ONE DAY, I will have about 40 followers and 100s and 100s of posts. Starting now (WAIT!!!!!!). Just one minute, I'm not done yet. One more thing. Don't be shy to follow and comment on this blog. I would appreciate you guys to love this blog. I will give awards to people's blogs if they start listening to me. Anyways,

See ya!

3/8/10: Uhhhhhhhh

2010-03-08T14:47:00.000-08:00

Ummm, really not that much to say here. Had P.E., play football, use the toilet, sleep, and thinking about why I was me. I wonder why I haven't been a better person. I wonder why I was born in 1999. I wonder why I am a boy and not a girl. I wonder how you will be born a girl or a boy. So many questions on my mind and on this world. I am restless of all this thinking that I have to go to the bathroom, look at myself at the mirror, and stress out my mind. Well that was one of the things I do in this life. Check back tommorow what else I do in this planet, in this city, In this house, and in this most insane life of the boy named Remy Ma.

Good Bye, for now

3/7/20 - New Stuff

2010-03-07T19:22:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, been a day since I talked to you. Today was a disaster. A few hours ago, Dibsy's brother, Jordan (says it as how you sad manure). He was bothering more than he talks (he talks alot, it drives me crazy). He got a paper plate, tore it in pieces, and threw at me when I was in the middle of reading a book. It was really irratating, so I had to go upstairs to get my peace. Anyways, I just thought of a new idea for this blog. Well for every post from now on(and I mean every), I will make a annoyance scale from 1-10 for everyday. Here is my scale for today.

Annoyance: Jordan bugging me. What I give it: a 100(yes I almost died when getting angry at him)

Well, see ya guys

Hey Guys

2010-03-06T20:47:00.000-08:00

Hey Guys, haven't posted for a while. This post will be short. Anyways, you guys have Facebooks, right. Well If u do, u should play this game called Ninja Warz(And the Warz atually has a z at the end). It is really fun. Right now my level is 21. So yeah, u guys should play it, Bye

Alright!

2010-02-21T09:31:00.000-08:00

Well last week, my newpaper article went into the school article. Yes I wrote a newspaper. Anyways I wrote about a book called Hugo Cabret. Other things had happen at my school. I've been playing soccer since last June and my friends call me a good defense since I blocked most of the goals in the game. So yeah, good things have been happening to me. Well, peace out

Awesome and random things

2010-02-03T17:38:00.001-08:00

Well just yesterday I got a school job. I got into another GATE program and I get to write a newspaper for my school. Right now I have to do entertainment. SO I have to write jokes. And in speaking of jokes, here are some Yo Mama jokes me and my friends made up.

Yo Mama so black, it made Darth Vader white

Yo Mama so fat, when she got in the pool, the people said "let their be life"

Yo Mama so dumb, when she went to the superbowl, she bought a spoon

Yo Mama so ugly, it made the onions cry first

Yo Mama so dumb, when her Dad said it was chilly outside, she went outside with a
spoon

Yo Mama so old, it made Yoda jealous

Yo Mama so fat, it made Fat Albert look like 5 pounds

Yo Mama so dumb, she thought quarterback means refund

Yo Mama so fat, when she went on the scale, the scale said to be continued

Yo Mama so fat, when she plays hopskotch, she jumps to Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
Ocean

I'm so happy

2010-01-17T08:01:00.000-08:00

Yesterday I went to this place called Scandia. It had an arcade, golf course, batting cage, go-carts, everything. First we went to some spinning chair thing. Then we went to the go-karts. I didn't get a chance to ride since their was a long line. Next we went to my cousin's 5th-Bday party(Her Bday was at Scandia that's why we were there). Next we went to some boat that swings up to the sky very high. Next we went to the golf course. My cousins called me a pro cuz I mostly got Hole in 1s. Next we went to some spaceship that spins really fast. We had to lie doewn on the walls while the walls slid up and down. When it slid down, my foot got stuck so I had to wait for a few minutes to go back up. Last we went to the arcade and played some extreme air hockey. Since no one else was there, me and my cousins took 2 pucks and 2 things that we need to hit (I'm so stupid to not know what it is). Byhe bye

Yeah we won

2010-01-15T14:58:00.000-08:00

You know why I'm happy. Because at my school. During lunch, I played soccer for my times. (Been playing for a long time since I was seven). My team won. My team always win (cheers happily). Today's score was 7 to 4. It was rough. My friend got kicked in the stomach and someone just tackled me when I was playing defense. Well that's it for today so SEE YA.

WInter Break Has Come To An End( Goes insane)

2010-01-06T09:47:00.000-08:00

School starts this Thursday(Which is tommorow). Guess I have to go back to workin' instead of livin'. I had a great winter last month. BTW Happy New Years. So yeah, I had a great time last year. Especially having so many friends like TAra DIbsy and others. I hope you guys have a great January.

- Remy MA

New Years w/ New Stuff

2009-12-30T15:36:00.000-08:00

New Years Eve is tommorow. I can't wait until 2010. Since New Years is coming, I'm gonna start posting often and put some other things on my blog. I hope you guys have a Happy New Year(And I'm talking to the people I know)((Especialy you Dibsy)). I will prepare to put new stuff after this post. I'm so happy to have you guys as my readers :). I hope you guys have a Happy New Years. IN exactly one day, 9 hours and 7 minutes until New years. Serious math I just did. Anyways, here is a happy new years picture you can keep to yourself( | )
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Merry Christmas!

2009-12-25T16:29:00.000-08:00

Right now I'm at my cousin's house. Well this is a short post because I will end it by sating "Merry Christmas"

SIGH

2009-12-22T08:11:00.001-08:00

Wel winter vacation started ysterday and i have nothing to do today and yesterday. My cousin Mj is at my house and I'm bored. I have to sit in my house and do nothing all day but play the piano. OH and BTW, I made a New blog called piano blog here is the link.Pianotert.blogspot.com. Now that that is done. I still have nothing to do. I wish I can at least go to the park. Well, at least I have Dibsy's RPG post to entertain me. Really Phunny. Anyways, hope you guys have a happy Christmas and New Year's

Happy B-Day and 50th post

2009-12-19T18:03:00.000-08:00

Today was is a special day. Today is my Sister's B-Day, she's 6. And right now is my 50th post. I would like to thank all you people for motivating me to keep putting post. I would like to thank Dibsy, Tara, and Ben for encouraging me to do this. Here is trophy to u all.

Now on to something I would like to say. ME AND DIBSY WENT TO MY CHuck-E-CHeese. WE SPEND HOURS PLAYING GAMES AND I DOMINATED ON FOOTBALL. (and if you're wondering where that Chuck-E-Cheese was, it was at Eagle Rock Plaza). This was the best 50th post. Thanx again. Peace

December 2, 2009: Good bye 09 and Hello 10

2009-12-02T18:36:00.000-08:00

Well 2010 is almost coming up and we have to say bye to 2009. For some reason, my opinion is that 2009 is the best year we ever had. It's been a while since I've got any comments. So I'll try to comment to the people I know to comment on my blog. So please, I would appreciate if YOU can even tell people to follow and comment on my blog. I will also give out medals and trophies for helping me get appreciated. The reason I'm doing this is beacause I've been on for almost a year and I have just around 500 views. The other reason is I'm feeling lonely and I have no reason to post since you guys been ignoring me. So bye, and I hope you guys have happy holidays.

P.s. Please read the whole post

November 28, 2009: Good Way To End It! (Sarcasticly)

2009-11-28T18:53:00.000-08:00

Well, today I watched the New Twilight Movie with my dad, Twilight: New Moon. It was nice. And I didn't get the end. It just ended like "Will you marry me". Well I actually got that part but the part I didn't get was when people were laughing. So yeah. Now this was a short post and I don't know what to talk ab out so that mean I have to say:

GOODBYE!!!!!!!

November 23, 2009: Darn It!

2009-11-23T15:58:00.000-08:00

Damn It All. Today when I was running my half-mile run, I got 5: 13. I could have run like 2 minutes since I'm fast. ( PLease dont thunk I'm bragging). BUt I got that time since I have Asthma. Damn IT. -sigh-. Well there's nothing I can do so bye

November 13, 2009: Questions

2009-11-13T22:02:00.000-08:00

Well I have nothing to do so here are some random Questions:

What was Dibsy's first blog

WHat is 63 * 7777

Can you say this 3 times fast "Toyboat Toyboat Toyboat

Well thats all folks so I guess this is the end

FRom Remy Ma

November 12 Thrusday, 2009: Chinese

2009-11-12T17:15:00.000-08:00

Well, I forgot to tell you, but I started taking the GATE program on Tuesday. Today is my second day of Chinese. Today I learned numbers. Here is what I learned:

leeng
yi
er
san
si
wu
liu
qi
pa
leong
shi
etc

Alright, starting today, I will post things with riddles. Her are the riddles

1) What does leongshileong mean
2) What does sanshier mean
3 Challenge) What does Bai mean

November 4, 2009: The Lazy Boy

2009-11-04T17:19:00.000-08:00

Well today was pretty much just like 1 minute. I went to school. It felt like 1 minute when it was 7 hours. When I went to P.E, It WAS ACTUALLY lazy for me. Since the other classes are being late, I have to wait for them for like 20 minutes. And by that time we went home. I went home and started watching t.v. I was sitting down eating chips on my lap. And I wanted to change the channel. But since the chips were in my lap, i felt comfortable that way so i didnt want to get up. So I tried using the force even tough i tried it like a millions time. But I concentrated as hard as i can for 15 minutes but it still wouolldnt work. It was embarrising for me becuz my dad was there for the whole time. So I finally got up but not to get the remote, i went to Bernard's house to play videogames.But when i always go there, there's this kid in my neighborhood who is always in his front yard. And he is like... insanely weird. The first time i met him, he said that aliens will come and pee on your face when your in bed. Today, he wanted me to smell his bruce. It was gay, but the strategy I used was to just avoid eye contact. finally, the day was unlazy for me.

THE END

P.s. That kid in my neighborhood is knocking on my door if he can use my jaccuzi to do his homework

October 31 2009, 8:00-FOREVER!!!

2009-10-31T20:35:00.000-07:00

Well i'm still having a hard time. DIbsy making fun of me. Jordan And James are STILL fighting. Plz help me go on through this torture. PLZ PLZ PLZ. Case closed

Ocotber 31 2009, 7:00-???

2009-10-31T19:12:00.001-07:00

Well, today is Halloween. Nuthin' to do. Dibsy at my house. Dibsy wasting my electric bills. James And Jordan fighting randomly. Can't go out for Halloween. anyways, i hope you have a great time right now

October 31 2009

2009-10-31T15:15:00.000-07:00

Woot woot. Today is Halloween. Let the scary scare us. Let the scary be scared by us. Anyways, I hope you guys have fun trick-or-treating. Oh and if your trick or treating alone at night, bring a flashlight so that when you cross the street, you won't get hit by a car. And don't go into strangers houses. They can be burgalers trying to take you as ransom. Or maybe it can be Frankentstein trying to experiment on you. Or worse, it can be a guy who has ugliness below the ugly meter and trys to annoy you in many different languages. Anyways, Have fun

October 28,2009 12:45-3:00

2009-10-28T15:08:00.000-07:00

This weekend was very weird to me. Yesterday, 3 classes, Ms. Avanes, Ms.McCabe(My teacher), and Ms. Gureghian's(Last year's 4th grade teacher) class were doing practice for our performance on Wednesday (Which is today). We did perfect on the practice. But today, it was a nightmare for me. When we lined up, we had to do it like we did it at the practice (Shortest to Tallest)((Shortest on first row and tallest are from the second through last row))(((And Dibsy, I wasn't on the first row, I was actually at the 3rd row since there are alot of people who are shorter than me in my class due to being a 4th and 5th grade class))) Anyways, when we lined up, we had a mix-up until like we got there. (And the performance was at the auditorium which was very far from my classroom.) So yeah, we had to perform for the Kindergardeners - 3rd grade for an hour. When we were in the middle of our singing, we had a pause in our song and at that time, the Kindergardeners - 3rd grade started clapping for a little but then we started singing again. And then they started clapping with the beat. After we were done we went outside to the basketball courts and until we reached there, we celebrated. But by the time we celebrated, it was the time to perform for the 4th - 6th graders. And this is what happend:

Me: We did great!
Mikayel: We did awesome
Sergio: We did beyond awesome dude.
Bernard: Yeah, we went like pass the meter
Ms. McCabe: Kids it's time to perform again
Ms McCabe's,Ms. Avanes's, and Ms.Gureghian's Class: WHAT!!!!!!???????

And then we performed again. We did perfect but when it was the soloist turn, one of them when on the microphone and started singing: basjkfhsadjkfgajfg. I really didn't understand it when that kid was smart. Anyways

12:35

When I was doing P.E, i had to play football (but that's not the bad part since I like football). When I started playing, i only played for 5 minutes due to the large amount of talkking. I didn't even get a chance to do anything. PLus, my friend started arguieng at me becuz i was talking alot. But the only thing i did was go to the bathroom to go.... well, you know. So ya, today was the worst day ever so far in my life.

P.s. So many parantheses

Remy Ma's Journal, October 16 2009

2009-10-16T08:59:00.000-07:00

Today at Glendale, there is no school becuz there is a staff meeting. So ya, I have to stay here for 7 hours. I need something to do. If i don't do anything by the next 30 minutes... I'LL GO WEIRD, I'LL GO SEXY, AND MOSTLY I'LL STFU IN A SECOND. Alright i'm now exaturating.

Damn.

Well peace to you peeps

Remy Ma's Journal, 10-13-09

2009-10-13T17:10:00.000-07:00

Well today I had some hard homework. So I called my friend Bernard. Now time to do homework.

-9 hours LATER!!!-

OK that was long homework. And Bernard is almost leaving. I have nothing to do in this rain.(Yes, it's really raining right now) I hope I have a great time tommorow.

P.s. I miss you Dibsy.

Remy Ma's Journal, October 12 2009

2009-10-12T15:42:00.000-07:00

Today since it's Colombus day. My parents came like 4 hours early. And now I'm going to start
do things

New kinds

2009-10-12T15:10:00.000-07:00

Well I'm going to do a different type of posts starting the next time i post.
I'm going to write journal style
So it's something like this:

Title: Remy Ma's Journal (Put Date Here)

So ya

I'm sad

2009-10-12T15:04:00.000-07:00

I'm so sad right now since I couldn't beat my score. I bet your asking yourself that what kind of score. I'll tell you in 5...4...3...2..1. THE MILE!!!!!!!!! It's was a tragedy for me today. When I saw my score I was almost crying. It was like 12:05. And last year I got 9:20 seconds. And I I did that late becuz i had a headache and I had to kept running as hard as I can. -cries-. My head still hurts right now.

P.s. Hey Dibsy my p.e. teacher was the same as urs before you graduated. My p.e. teacher is Mr. Gang & Mr. Sam. Plz root me on later on when i do my second mile.

Attention

2009-10-07T19:41:00.000-07:00

Attention for all you bloggers. (well its only Dibsy and Tara that read) I'm going back to my blog "Remy Ma's Blog" for becuz since this blog is having technical diffucultes. So I;m going back and make posts there

Must.... Get

2009-10-04T12:32:00.001-07:00

Must..... Get..... FOLLOWERS

I need more followers for this blog. I can't do it on Dibsy's blog since she said her blog is self probhited from any ads. And I dont know if Tara or other people will follow me and let me tell them by commenting

He is here

2009-10-03T10:06:00.001-07:00

Bernard is here

Partys today

2009-10-03T09:14:00.001-07:00

My party is today and Bernard should come in 15 minutes

Anyways im going swimming with dibsy and my friends and my cuzins

Time's up!

2009-10-02T19:28:00.000-07:00

Well tommorow is my party and I will list of people who will be going.

Bernard
Sergio
Ernesto
Toby (Dibsy)
Benjamin (Ben)
Jordan (Toby's little brother)

And Bernard is going to my house tommorow morning since we are neighbors
Its going to be awesome.

Oh and whoever saw my post "Awesome part 1"
that is the same place. We are going swiming like in 2 o' clock becuz .... well
thats the time we can go since in the morning, there will be swimming lessons

O well

HB TO ME...

You guys hate me.

Dibsy
Emerald
Tara
Levi
Jckandy
Aly K.

At least I get to play with my cuzins to and my classmates

Here are some random poetry

2009-10-01T20:57:00.000-07:00

Like the title says, here are some random poetry.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a bear
Combing his hair
Down by the bay?"

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
“Did you ever see a fly
Wearing a tie
Down by the bay?”
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see llamas
Wearing pajamas
Down by the bay?"
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a whale
With a polka-dot tail
Down by the bay?"

Another one

If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher,
I would start out with rattlesnake stew.
Then I’d serve her a centipede salad
And a tall glass of milk mixed with glue
Next, a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich
For dessert, an a-chooberry pie.
When my teacher finds out what she’s eaten,
I hope the old bat doesn’t die.

Another one

Forget it.
You must be kidding.
I’m still half asleep.
My eyes keep closing.
My brain isn’t working.
I don’t have a pencil.
I don’t have any paper.
My desk is wobbly.
I don’t know what to write about.
And besides, I don’t even know how to write a poem.
I’ve got a headache. I need to see the nurse.
Time’s up? Uh oh!
All I have is this dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot.
Would you like to see another one?

Thats It For all folks

P.s. Gotta stop saying "like the title says"

Re: WAIT I CHANGE MY MIND!!!

2009-09-29T16:40:00.000-07:00

Hey Dibsy when are you going to post that game again

YAY!

2009-09-28T16:51:00.001-07:00

Well my birthday is October 5 but i'm having my party at October 3. her is a list of people who are coming:

Dibsy
Ben
Sergio(WILL COME LATE) ((MY CLASSMATE))
Bernard(MY CLASSMATE)
Ernesto(MY CLASSMATE)

Anyways this is awesome

I have no idea wat ur talking about

2009-09-27T20:05:00.000-07:00

well I saw my friends blog. it was sorta weird. I have no idea wat he talkin' about. (OK I DO BUT DONT WORRY, IM A TECH NERD) Anyways here is the link legionsofheroes.blogspot.com anyways.....

I have no idea wat to say. Anyways

T T F N

Wait! right there

2009-09-26T22:36:00.000-07:00

Whoever read my earlier post a few minutes ago. When I said that Remy Ma's Blog
is back. I didnt say that im going back to it

Weird

2009-09-26T22:34:00.001-07:00

Well for all of you who know my other blog. Remy Ma's Blog, Is back on track. For some reason it just returned. O well

T T F N

Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!

2009-09-26T21:44:00.000-07:00

I've been stalking at my own post and i haave realized. Oh it worrys me to say it... I HAVE THE WEIRDNESS DISEASE!!!!!!!!! I just been acting weird all these days. I've seen a mirage. My eyesight is way larger than before. wait, NO NOT AGAIN

-breaths heavily-

-takes anti-weirdness medicine

anyways, I'm loosing it. I just can't take it anymore.....

P.S. THIS IS A LIE. IF YOU EVER GET THIS DISEASE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON...
SEE A THERAPIST

I'M A STALKER!?!?

2009-09-26T12:03:00.000-07:00

Like the title says "I'M A STALKER!?!?". Well the reason i said dat is becuz i agree with Dibsy for me stalking at her blog. And a few hours ago. i went to the park and started stork stalking. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!?? -FAINTS-

I have no idea wat da title is

2009-09-26T11:24:00.000-07:00

anyways, from my last post, I said that i got injured from dodge ball on yesterday. Well, it's recovering and I think I'm loosing it.

MY WHOLE BODY HAS BUG BITES. It itches so much. wait just one second

-scratches everywhere-

anyways. know that I got bug bites. I have know idea what da title is and have no idea wat to do now

Gah! How dare you

2009-09-25T18:19:00.000-07:00

Cry CRy. When I was doing P.e. and playing dodgeball. Someone hit me in the face and my my tooth started bleeding. She saw it directly and she didnt say sorry. Everyone is acting like teenagers and all cool just becuz they say nad words. These dudes are too young to knoe these. Where did thay get this from, Family Guy.

I dunno but it still hurts

Sorry

2009-09-19T10:53:00.000-07:00

Hey guys I know that this argument is getting old and I am verry to everyone that has seen this post

http://dibsy-theutmost.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-is-getting-annoying.html

Yes I know this fight is getting old so i'm sorry to everyone

Sorry Aly K.

Sorry Emerald

Sorry Levi

Sorry Cruz

And I'm especialy sorry to DIbsy.

I copied her post becuz she turned my template into Hello Kitty and Changed my title to "That Kitty Over There (That Kitty ---->)

And i did that and when everyone got mad at me. I was so mad that i made the blog "Dibsy The WorstVii"

So again I'm sorry to everyone. Plz forgive me.

I'll be back

2009-09-16T17:02:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. I'm going back to school becuz, well, it's Back To School Night. And I have to come with my Mom So see ya later guys.

Restarting!

2009-09-15T19:31:00.000-07:00

Well since I'm going back to this blog. I have to like restart. But I will have some things from my other blog.

Here are the list of things that I will keep:

1.) First of all, my name will stay as Remy Ma

Wait just a second

-thinks-.

2.) Ben

3).Dibsy

4.) I dunno

And thats about it.

P.s. SORRY DIBSY PLZ GET MY FOLLOWERS AND YOU TO COMMENT AGAIN PLZ PLZ PLZ

Ok I'll stop

2009-09-15T17:18:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm going back to this blog since Dibsy keeps deleting my posts. And I'm srry to all you people. Especially Dibsy. I am srry. Plz stop deleting my posts DIbsy. I'll stop. Anyways, I have to stick with this damn blog. Its so old and crappy. O' well. I'll have to stick with this and fix things.

Awesome! part 1

2009-08-15T23:39:00.000-07:00

Man I had an AWESOME day today. I went to this place called Rose Bowl, it was fun. Me and Dibsy swam there (Im not kidding, Dibsy is one of my friends in real life).
with her annoying brudder, Jordan. But it was still fun. Me and Dibsy splashed at each other until she slapped me and we got in to a fight. And then after the war, Jordan forced Dibsy to throw him up and down, well actually, Dibsy really threw his own little brother about four feet away.so he started getting mad and we started beating him up and even the lifeguard didnt notice a thing. Next we went for a picnic and bought some ice cream and dripped on Jordan's pants this is part 1

Goodbye until the next post

Ha ha!

2009-08-14T01:04:00.001-07:00

Hey Dibsy I changed my user name, so how are you even going to mess things up again

LIES

2009-08-13T17:17:00.000-07:00

Those were lies. Dibsy was made up that stuff i'm not an old man i'm only 9 years old. Why did you Lie Dibsy?

New Assistant!

2009-08-13T14:36:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys I have a new assistant that i hired a long time ago, well actually it was 5 hours ago. His name is Ben. He's getting help from Dibsy filling out his contract. And Ben will do anything for me. He never Disturbs or stalls my time when i'm talking. He's 15 years old and we work together for ideas for my post. And since Ben's been around, he's been teaching Dibsy how to be nice and Dibsy has been acting the same way Ben is. Ben will start talking on my next post

Well CIAO

Weird Day

2009-08-12T23:38:00.000-07:00

Man I had a weird day today. It was freaky. I mean, when i was cloud watching, i saw a zebra in orange stripes eating an orangutan while a hippo was watching with eyes bigger than his head. when i got a hot dog, the man didn't just put mustard and ketchup, he put animal cookies on the bottom of the weenie. When I was playing video games, the screen just turn black and blue then turned back to normal.When i was dreaming, a zombie was using my sister's hair brush to scratch his leg. It was hairy. Then the next day, the brush looked exactly like the brush from my dream

geez i was creeped out that i ran away to my neighbors house and hid under the table without my neighbors knowing. then they found me and kicked me out. I came back to my house and i saw my cousin mystically appear and he was bald. and then my other cousin came out of nowhere saying he wanted some chicken nuggets dipped with both ketchup and ranch. i screamed so hard that i could die. then my third cousin came and sprayed me with chocolate milk from a cow.

Wow I thought i was hallucinating so i spanked myself with a belt. I said ow but i just realized that i didnt feel a thing and said "weird".

Now i saw my mom dress up like Medusa. But the only thing she wore from Medusa's appearance was snake hair. Then my dad showed me how to tell apart pigs from peacocks. i was so freaked out that i slapped them all hard and they started to return normal. So I went to take a long nap and had the rest of the day of a normal life.

The End

New Game!

2009-08-12T23:08:00.000-07:00

Alright have any of you been bored this summer? Well, here's a new game I made up called "Ghost In The Graveyard". This is how you play.

1: Turn off all the lights until its completely dark (At Night).
2:Next pick a person to be the Ghost.
3:Now the people have to hide.
4:Then the Ghost has to walk in backwards with their eyes closed and close the door.
5:Lastly the Ghost has to find the hiding people and the person found has to be the ghost.

Alright see you next time

I AM MAD

2009-08-11T18:05:00.000-07:00

I Am So Mad. You wanna know why? I heard that Dibsy talking about me being a midget. Geez You dont have to be harsh

Apologizing

2009-08-11T16:56:00.001-07:00

I'm sorry people Dibsy wasn't on a shopping spree. She was at camp for all of you I'm very sorry especisally Dibsy

Noooooooooooooooooooo DIBSY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-11T15:03:00.001-07:00

Like the title says, DIBSY IS BACK, Man Shes back from her camping trip and shes soooooooo annoying.

Dibsy: JEREMY DID YOU JUST CALL ME ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No n-n-nothing Dibsy.

Dibsy: That's it.

(Gets PWND)

Ow, Ok see you next time on - DONT HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I'll Change

2009-08-11T14:23:00.000-07:00

Ok I heard Dibsy said that Mason Is a weird name so i'll change it to my real name. Like Dibsy knows me call me Jeremy

My Name!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-10T23:21:00.000-07:00

Well I think some of you are thinking of my name.
Well, If you wanna know my name, you gotta somehow go low. Now i want you to go low follow me

This way

lower

LOWER

LOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright this is not my real name but just call me Mason
So If you forget I'll put my name on the post like Dibsy

CIAO

Best Day Evaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-10T15:53:00.000-07:00

Alright On Saturday I Had Lots Of fun. My cousin came to my house and we were playing video games for ummmm, I dunno, maybe 30 minutes. It was like a driving game except instead of only riding cars, we get to ride other vehicles (Helicopter, Plane, Motorcycle, Etc).

Then we played Madden NFL 09. It was fun. But I only got one touchdown on my cousin.Still is was very fun. (For all of you who don't know Madden, it's a football game). Next my other cousins came and we played actual football.

After the football game, we went to some restaurant called Coral Reef. While we were heading there, we sang the song "Bazooka Bubblegum". Next we played the game "Ghost In The Graveyard". And we played for 6 hours straight (REALLY). Well Guys It is time to say goodbye

Ciao

P.s. Dibsy is on a long camping trip.

(Says In Dibsy's Blog " The Utmost Uncensored Life Of Dibsy")

Summer Vacation Has Come To An End!! (Oh No) Part 2

2009-08-07T19:56:00.000-07:00

Alright this is part 2 of "Summer Vacation Has Come To An End!! (Oh No).
A new feature to my posts is that Dibsy is now trapped to a titanium wall that can never brake. I had the best summer ev- never mind, on to the best summer part. I went on a four hour trip with my cousin's awesome car. It's the best since it can vibrate, and has a screen that has all t.v. channels. The four hour trip paid off since at the end we stopped at a hotel that has luxury beds, awesome showers, and its own gigantic waterpark. When I got back from the tri-

Dibsy: Get me out of here I'm mad, you don't like me when I'm mad. *Turns into Hulk and beats me up*

Alright this is the end of summer vacation Blah Blah Blah see ya Gwaaaaaaaargh.

Summer Vacation Has Come To An End!! (Oh No) Part 1

2009-08-07T18:53:00.000-07:00

As the title says, summer vacation has come to an end (Not Exactly). I Had a great summer vacation and it had to disappear. I was playing football everyday with my cousins. One Ti-

Dibsy: Can I Have A Cookie.

Ahhh, you all remember Dibsy from my last po-

Dibsy: I said I want a cookie!!

Ok you'll get that cookie.

(One snack later)

As I was saying, one time I threw the football at a tree and it got stu-

Dibsy: Now I'm thirsty.

Could you give me a second!!!!!!!

Dibsy: Hey watch it, remember, I could delete this blog if i wanted to.

Ok, I'll get you some coffee.

(One coffee later)

As I was saying (AGAIN!!!!!!!!!) the football got stuck on a tree and my cousin had to climb on it. My aunt got mad that we had to escape by riding on my cousin's bike. Since the bike was not big enough, one cousin fell down then the one that owned the bike fell down. I laughed so hard that I almost fell but I grabbed my last cousin's pants and got back up. When I stopped laughing, my cousins falling down reminded me of the song: Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed (Except it's changed to four little humans falling off a bike). Now can I Just say LoL. Anyways bye.

Dibsy: Wait.

What?

Dibsy: You didn't say lol.

Yes I did I just said "Now can I say Lol"

Dibsy: Yeah, but you didn't say lol, you just asked if you could say lol, Big Difference.

Whatever, well Anyways Bye

P.s. See you at Part 2.

Whoa.

2009-04-14T19:37:00.000-07:00

It's the first ever post. Whoa. I feel as if I'm one step closer to the man I am destined to become. (hobo? president? only time will tell)

Anyways, don't you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Don't you just want to burst into tears, crying of joy and ELATION? Don't you-

Dibsy: WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME???

Ah, and this is my trusty side-kick-

Dibsy: Manager!!! -kick-

Dibsy, who's original purpose was to make this blog better and more professional. Unfortunately, she's just a nag.

Dibsy: Watch it. I can delete this blog. If I wanted to.

Anyways, can I just say whoa again?? I'm totally amazed. Anyways, BYE!

Dibsy: Wait.

What?

Dibsy: You didn't say whoa yet.

Yes I did. Just now. I said, "can I just say whoa again?".

Dibsy: Yeah, but you didn't say whoa. You just asked if you could say whoa. Big difference.

Whatever! Whoa. OK? Whoa!

Dibsy: Wait.

WHAT?

Dibsy: You didn't ask if you could say "whoa" yet. You said it twice.

...? Do I care?

Dibsy: No. But I do.

Whatever!

Dibsy: Fine. What ever.

Fine.

Dibsy: Fine.

FINE!

Anyways, BYE!